My six year old son inspired this… thing this morning:

Telephone Scorpion

When you hold a telephone scorpion to your face and let it sting you in the ear, you begin to have vivid hallucinations which take over your senses. If you think of someone, and they also have been stung, you find you can see and communicate with them, no matter how far apart you are. The hallucinations will probably stop after an hour or so.