Soooo… this is interesting. Have the players give you the first and last name of an NPC and roll a d12 for “month”. Then extrapolate details about that NPC based on the item he carries by consulting this chart.
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Yikes! Murderous Shield of Destruction!
Golden Tome of Fury lol
Scott Selvidge Look out! He’s got that book!
Logan Howard Yours makes me think of a shield with a face that shoots death rays from the eyes lol
Charming Shield of Fury.
Charm all the people. ALL OF THEM!
Patrick Schenk Say…that’s a REALLY nice shield you have there. Hey! stand back people! I’m trying to talk to this awesome shield bearer!
It charms them into killing for you! Magnificent! But who’s face would be on it? Hmmm..
Helen of Troy perhaps?
Thundering ring of wonder.
Gerard Snow BOOM “What in the world could that have been?!”
Scott Selvidge “Wasn’t Me!” 🙂
Arcane Staff of Wonder… so a generic magic staff
My daughter gets the Flying Hammer of Regeneration so adding that to a game.
Mark Weis The double-magical aspect of the name makes it sound like something a con-artist would call a mundane staff.
Hmm.. Exploding Cloak of Destruction
Joseph Holland An assassin’s gift?
This looks like a job for the murderous sword of wonder.
(I guess it is like a wand of wonder that always kills.)
Ancient shield of nature
Hey you stop attacking that poor trre
Freezing hammer of destruction of the planes! Destroy all of the planes.
Radiant Cloak of Power. Woot!
Charming Amulet of Slaying
Ancient Tomb of Regeneration….LOVE IT
Greg Jones haha how would that work? Maybe the cleric bonks the head of his patients? Lol
Robert Doe I was thinking he would throw a hammer at his patients to heal them. Then presumably wonder why they never thanked him.
Volcanic staff of assassination AWSOME!!