Happy April Fools!
Shadow of the Chefcromancer
Mar-Tha, the Stew Artist (Arcane Enemy)
Impulse: Create a recipe….for disaster!
Grim Portents
-The Secret Recipe is stolen!
-The race for the 7 herbs and spices begins!
-Like yeast, the Chefcromancer Rises!
-The Gingerbread Golems attack!
Impending Doom:
Mar-Tha gathers the forbidden ingredients and makes the secret recipe!
Cast:
Mar-Tha
Magical, Solitary, Devious, Intellegent
Special Qualities: power over foodstuffs
12 HP
Ladle of Scalding b2d10, Near, Far
Instinct: Learn all the secret recipes of Chefcromancy
A simple cook, Mar-Tha was attacked by a Mind Filleter and driven insane. Now she seeks to expand her power beyond the kitchen. Using secret recipes and forbidden herbs and spices she cooks up trouble for our heroes!
– Control/animate food
– Speak a groan inducing pun
– Lure with a delicious aroma
Ginger Bread Golems
Group, Organized, Small
Special Qualities: Baked Construct, vulnerable to dunking
6hp
Instinct: Obey the chefcromancer that created them
Armor 1, Bite/pommel 1d8, close
These flaky, golden delicious abominations are usually made in groups of 13, a deadly dozen as they are called. They “rise” to the size of halflings, hopping about with a suprising agility that their crusty forms belie.
– Coordinate an attack
– Leave a trail of crumbs
– Run too fast to be caught
Oven of the Toe-Star
This strange metal box seems to radiate heat as it’s metal filaments glow. Any edible substance that is put in the Oven is transformed after 60 seconds into a small pastry with frosting and delicious fruit filling, essentially making it a source of unlimited rations. A skilled Chefcromancer can also use this device to create more powerful creations, boosting their already formidable powers.
+1,000
“It’s a good thing.”
Very Kingdom of Loathing.
Older post, but I laughed way too hard at “vulnerable to dunking” that I had to comment.