Happy April Fools!

Happy April Fools!

Happy April Fools!

Shadow of the Chefcromancer

Mar-Tha, the Stew Artist (Arcane Enemy)

Impulse: Create a recipe….for disaster!

Grim Portents

-The Secret Recipe is stolen!

-The race for the 7 herbs and spices begins!

-Like yeast, the Chefcromancer Rises!

-The Gingerbread Golems attack!

Impending Doom:

Mar-Tha gathers the forbidden ingredients and makes the secret recipe!

Cast:

Mar-Tha

Magical, Solitary, Devious, Intellegent

Special Qualities: power over foodstuffs

12 HP

Ladle of Scalding  b2d10, Near, Far

Instinct: Learn all the secret recipes of Chefcromancy

A simple cook, Mar-Tha was attacked by a Mind Filleter and driven insane. Now she seeks to expand her power beyond the kitchen. Using secret recipes and forbidden herbs and spices she cooks up trouble for our heroes!

– Control/animate food

– Speak a groan inducing pun

– Lure with a delicious aroma

Ginger Bread Golems

Group, Organized, Small

Special Qualities: Baked Construct, vulnerable to dunking

6hp

Instinct: Obey the chefcromancer that created them

Armor 1, Bite/pommel 1d8, close

These flaky, golden delicious abominations are usually made in groups of 13, a deadly dozen as they are called. They “rise” to the size of halflings, hopping about with a suprising agility that their crusty forms belie.

– Coordinate an attack

– Leave a trail of crumbs

– Run too fast to be caught

Oven of the Toe-Star

This strange metal box seems to radiate heat as it’s metal filaments glow. Any edible substance that is put in the Oven is transformed after 60 seconds into a small pastry with frosting and delicious fruit filling, essentially making it a source of unlimited rations. A skilled Chefcromancer can also use this device to create more powerful creations, boosting their already formidable powers.

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