Tomorrow is Planarch night, so tonight is job writing night!
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The Greatlune Employment Office has the following jobs on offer:
Hardy adventurers needed to join expedition to the recently discovered Glass Crater parish. Reasonable outfitting expenses paid. There is great treasure to be found in those abandoned skeleton-towers! NOTE: this is a classic Gamma World deathlands loot run. Mutants ho!
Greatlune Temperance League urgently needs speechwriter. Top jingle paid to writers who can inflame our street teams. All serious applicants considered, but preference will be given to any with connections to the Arcadia powers. NOTE: our party has a bard who is mostly a writer and poet (and travel guide writer) and I want to directly target his niche and get him into the Temperance danger of the Greatlune front.
Be my personal shopper! On-location buyer in Minmeek needed. I pay a flat rate; you find the items I desire in the Minmeek bazaar. The more I save, the more you earn! Candidates unwilling to consider full-time occupancy in Minmeek need not apply. NOTE: Minmeek is a giant landfill parish run by Rat Things who are tremendously clever at recycling and reselling. All kinds of stuff from all over Dis turns up here. It’s not an easy place to live if you don’t have an adamantine immune system, though.
Urban spy required. Bring a detailed description of the goings-on at the Wrox Vault to the Taste of Elysium for substantial payment. Candidate unaffiliation will be verified by our brain-sorcerers; any who are currently oathbound are not wanted. NOTE: This is targeted on our thief. The Wrox Vault is a secure and patrolled area controlled by the employers who placed this job listing. Monitoring the Vault will be an interview for the real job, which is to monitor the secret chaos-ship hangar of the Theban Empire to see who / what they’re shipping out to the secret prison they’ve set up on a passing chaosteroid. The Thebans are my campaign front. Led by the immortal High Lord Pharaoh Mobius, they are serious nogoodniks.