#FairlyUselessMagicItemMonday
Everards Composting Trousers
“Aloof, he was. Every so often, he’d get this look on his face, like he had a special secret, something happening that you didn’t know about. He never came here. We wouldn’t have wanted him, anyway, not wearing those smelly things”.
Once a day, the owner of this magical clothing can skip a visit to the privy that would otherwise be necessary.