From whybird, on the SomethingAwful forums. Thought this was too good not to share!

From whybird, on the SomethingAwful forums. Thought this was too good not to share!

“The session of Dungeon World last night featured the players getting into a cook-off against an undead chef who was being kept alive by a Lovecraftian beast of insatiable appetite so that he could keep on finding it new and exciting flavours.

As challenged party, the undead chef got to choose the key ingredient: he went for gelatinous cube. Cue the Artificer setting up a Rube Goldberg-esque trap to dump their gelatinous cube into a vat of marinade, and the Mastermind using his ‘reveal an enemy to be an ally’ move to order the cube ‘Bad cube! Down! Spit it out!’ after it broke free and swallowed members of the party.

The ending involved the Fae using her Traitor’s Knife (when she stabs someone with it who trusts her, their flesh becomes magically delicious) to murder some of their rival’s sous-chefs and add them to the marinade, and ended up recreating the Iron Chef episode from Futurama. She has now claimed the undead chef’s enchanted pepper-grinder as her primary weapon.”