From the Fighter’s Heirloom move: “When you consult the spirits that reside within your signature weapon, they will give you an insight relating to the current situation, and might ask you some questions in return, roll+CHA.”
Let’s hear some creative questions the Spirits might ask.
“When will you return us home?”
“Why don’t you ever call your mother?”
“What is the true meaning of battle?”
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“Why are your hands so cold?”
“Will you ever release me from this prison?”
“What does the Cleric’s hair smell like? I bet it smells of lavender and sunshine…”
“Why do you have those erotic thoughts when you wield me?”
“Am I boring? I feel a bit dull.”
“Will you kill my loved one so that we may be reunited?”
“Could you kill a halfling with us? Just leave the blade in, we like to feel the heart beat slow.”
What stops you from honoring your ancestors by traveling to the cairns and doing battle with us in eternity?
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