*The Dragon Puncher, a (small) DW compendium class*
“You can’t punch a dragon” say the Sages. And the Adams. But you did! You punched a Dragon! You didn’t damage it, mind, inch thick scales and all that. But it’s got to mean something, right?
*When you’re killed by a Dragon you’ve punched*, roll +Cha
10+ The Bards will forever sing laments for the brave soul who punched a Dragon
7-9 The Minstrels will forever sing ditties of the fool who punched a Dragon
6- A child makes up a limerick about punching a Dragon that doesn’t mention you at all.
This makes me unreasonably happy.
Ahhhahahhah!
Fantastic, i stopped and read it aloud to my wife when she asked why i was laughing so hard
I dunno, the 10+ seems a little OP. Maybe the Bards sing laments for 1d10 x10 years?
I kid, I kid. This is perfect!
This wins the internet forevah XD