When you share an intimate moment with a fellow party member during the blessed fertility ceremony of Hippotara (short-tempered goddess of fertility, rivers, and hippos), very shortly after you’ve stolen a sacred object from her temple, you…
…what? Defy Danger vs. Divine retribution? Qualify for a Compendium Class? Both? Other?
…hear in the twilight the bellows of angry behemoths (Hippo Sounds), and the rapid heavy thumps of a stampede beginning. What do you do?
#1 ask the Cleric/Paladin
#2 beware of rivers (and hippos)
#3 Compendium Class ala Prometheus? (Defyer of Gods or something)
#4 be totally blessed with a child
I love your number four
my number four brings all the boys to the yard or something
Nine months later give birth to a river hippo.