So, I just GMed a slapstick Castlevania parody DW session at a bachelor party, and watched a stripper from behind a…

So, I just GMed a slapstick Castlevania parody DW session at a bachelor party, and watched a stripper from behind a…

So, I just GMed a slapstick Castlevania parody DW session at a bachelor party, and watched a stripper from behind a battered old OD&D DM screen.

The rare absurdity of this is something I will cherish and highly recommend for your gamer friends’ bachelor(ette) parties.

Eldritch Bagpipe

Eldritch Bagpipe

Eldritch Bagpipe

Unhappy with their lot in life, they joined the Church of Endless Unions and sought to barter with the Dark. But when the time came, and the gate was opened, their god’s children poured forth like a tidal wave of leeches, and devoured the congregation.

Now, helpless and fused with the Children, they exist in torment. Their vocal cords plied by the foul vapours the Children blow into their lungs; a maddening chorus to the unnameable Dark.

Eldritch Bagpipe.

group , terrifying , planar , medium

Tentacle lash (D10+2 damage)

Piercing screech (D6 damage, ignores armor

Noxious vapour (D6 damage, ignores armor , poison )

Special qualities: Induces insanity

Instinct:

To play forever the song of their master

Moves: 

– Shuffle mindlessly

– Vomit forth a giant cloud of horrible vapours

– Strangle and constrict with tentacles

– Play a mind-shattering song of unspeakable madness

(I was a tad bored at work, so I scribbled this little nasty into my notebook. Sorry for the potato quality picture)

EDIT: Cleaned it up, you can find the clean one here: http://i.imgur.com/rPFyXiB.jpg

I drew a magical French press for my character in the kill six billion demons *world playtest thing.

I drew a magical French press for my character in the kill six billion demons *world playtest thing.

I drew a magical French press for my character in the kill six billion demons *world playtest thing.

Figured maybe one of you might have a use for such a device. (It makes truly dreadful coffee)

Hey everyone

Hey everyone

Hey everyone,

I’ve been working on a (free, as in beer) add-on for DW related to Eldritch horrors, madness and horrible bodily transformations.

I thought it might be a nice touch to provide GMs with a big fat glossary of suitably Lovecraftian adjectives to help them describe the horrors the players may encounter in appropriate terms.

I would like to invite you all to contribute your favorite vile, arcane, mysterious and unspeakable adjectives in the comments (and I’ll include you in the credits of course!)