THE TESSERACT SEWERS

THE TESSERACT SEWERS

A subterranean maze.

Warring sewer-gangs.

Bizarre magical treasures.

And the Minotaur, breathing just behind your neck.

I was running from the guards’gaze

since i met the waste-fisher king

he said “son, come in the maze

– there is gold, beauties and beer!”

Oh, Aunt Lantern please don’t die,

There a darling that gifted me a light

And before my swim along the drain

i want to stroke once more her mane!

All the tunnels, drains and stairs

i learned from the Waste-Fisher-King

he has a tentacle down there

that make the Minotaur look like a whimp!

Oh, Aunt Lantern please don’t die,

There a darling that gifted me a light

And before my swim along the drain

i want to stroke once more her mane!

And now after the dark and the scare

i sit nearby the Waste Fisher King

i don’t care for my belle anymore

my desire is just lying with him!