I promised myself I’d save this one for the book, but there’s so many good #hirelings showing up here I couldn’t resist!
Woof, the Faithful Friend
“BARK! BARK! BARK! Bark? Wwwwwwwwwwhiiiiiiine?”
When you discern realities with Woof, you may ask one of the following regardless of your roll:
• Where is the nearest food?
• Which way did the person who was just here go?
Woof will always try to defend his master or mistress, whether you want him to or not.
Cost: Your love